Desert Rockers,
Preparations for the 2009 Desert Rocks Music Festival are well underway! The festival dates have been set for Memorial Day Weekend (May 21-24) so mark your calendars, tell your friends, and get your discount tickets before the New Years Special ends February 15th @11:59pm (yes we extended the ticket special just for you)
The lineup will be announced very soon but if you can't wait we suggest that you find your nearest "Bull Skull", put some headphones on its earholes, plug the headphones into your television, then go to channel 111, turn out the lights, and look into the static as if you were looking into a magic eye, think your happiest thoughts, and you will see the lineup in an explosion of crazy lights that you would only see at Desert Rocks.
Beware though, an old Wisebird told me that if you see the entire lineup you will be sucked into the t.v. and stuck there forever. Unfortunetly apparently the last band is the headliner... (One of our closest friends has been sucked in and he told us while crying from inside the tv, well he was only crying until we turned on Baywatch, but, its still awful...) Anyhow this creates a major issue as if to many of you get greedy we are going to lose our fan base... So don't stare to long, we love you and need you!
-Team Desert Rocks
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